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Who wants to party hardy? You will, here at the site of the most famous party in the world.
Well folks, this is where we start. Where the whole bad-juju ball of wax started rolling along
The place it ended. Badly...
Holy jumpin’, now we’re cooking with gas! If you’re a dedicated Serena-head, you know this place.
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Well folks, this is where the whole tragic ball of wax started rolling along, bouncing and skipping steadily downhill until it ended up in a pit … of BLOOD! Come with me and walk Northfield’s haunted halls. Maybe we’ll hear the whisper of those ghostly voices from that sad, sad day.
Holy jumpin’, now we’re cooking with gas! This is where Margaret and Charity grew up. Woody Knot may be run by a bunch of banana-heads, the sort of creeps who’d fire a long-time superintendent for ZERO CAUSE, but you didn’t hear that from me and anyhow, I’m sure that superintendent has gone on to bigger and better things.
Who wants to party hardy? You will, here at the site of the most famous party in the world. Those crazy kids from Northfield threw a real hootenanny here. Tour-goers can walk the valley floor and maybe—if you’re lucky!—find an old bottlecap that Serena may have touched PERSONALLY. What a treasured keepsake that would be, huh?
The place it all ended. Badly, it ought to be said, for the members of the city elite. Rough way to go! We will visit the overlook, but A WARNING: Don’t get hoodwinked by the hoodlums hawking Serena-branded trinkets and frippery. Save your dough for the last stop on the tour!
